The first evening Queen Marcheline and Jellatine were officially made Laotongs/Jellpals they proceeded straight ahead to good old fashioned chin wagging, convos or T's aka Talks. They sat alone jabbering effervescently like two long lost Cudbuds until there was a point in the reeling conversation where the subject of the Queen’s Ladies in Waiting popped up. “You simply have to meet my Fiery Red Heads! You’ll love them!” Queen Marcheline enthused: “When I first met them they had these outrageous red-orangey hairdos, simply out of control and standing up on end like you won’t believe?! At first I was confounded as what to make of them, how to place them at court you know? They looked so unruly and dishevelled at the top it was most alarming! Then I registered they were actually very neat in a shabby sort of way below the neck and when they spoke English with a German twang things started falling into place. They were very upset about their hairstyles...
They claimed they had been thoroughly abused by their minder’s wicked step daughter. The step daughter had got it into her crazy head to dye their hairs from blonde to red and orange and the outcome was absolutely disastrous and irreversible. I felt so sorry for them that I immediately sent for the Royal Groomers: Willamine Waspwaist and Dimplebert Dandydashing. I could tell by the shock on their faces, the groomers that is, that they didn’t know what to do about it at all so I called for the Royal Stylists: Beautyline Sublime and Glambert Divine and because these new arrivals were quite modern dolls I thought the Royal Mod Squad; Neoprine and Cubert could assist in the matter as well as Primpaline Pomponner and Pambert Powderpuff of Royal Titivation of course. I have to say we all decided we kind of liked the colour it was simply the chaos that wasn’t working. Oh my heavens what a brouhaha! Well eventually my genius assistants managed to tweak and tame those unruly heads (sigh) all except for Freckeline! She isn’t quite like the other three. Not at all, for she was made as a Pippy Longstocking doll and is a bit less polished shall we say, but endearing non the less. The other three however are pure heaven! Their German precision and attention to detail is perfection. They make such good Ladies in Waiting, because between you and me and the fly on the wall I can be a little distracted about my appearance. I like to be comfortable and comfy is not always befitting the Queen so they rescue me in the nick of time and quickly adjust my hat or cloak or whatever is askew. And they always make sure that everything is arranged symmetrically and even and in proper order. Don’t you just love that German sense of propriety?” Queen Marcheline asked of Jellatine delightedly. She suddenly seemed unsure and uncomfortable. “Well you see,” she shifted uneasily in her seat as though there were an eager dessert spoon about to dig into her shiny jello hiney. “I uh once had a pretty baaad experience with a German doll as a matter of fact.”
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AND HE SAID:
"Truly I tell you,
You're NEVER too old to be young at heart
P l a g i a r i s m is
a plague D O N ' T
S P R E A D I T ! ! !
R e s p e c t