You many wonder whether the Queen uses spy ware on her citizens and the answer would be yes, but not the gadgety or technical Barbie kind as seen above, allegedly used by Jellatine to try and trace her long lost love Anjello and his bad pre Bild Lilli girlfriend, Frangelica. How do the King and Queen keep their ears to the wall? Easy: Fly Spy. Fly on the wall do tell all. I spy with my little fly. Oh yes, they have diplomatic relations with a certain corpulent and cunning, googly eyed sweet toothed law abiding familial line of flies aka the Party McFly. You really ought to be conscious of everything you say and do because between the word of bird and the spy of Mcfly you never know when you may be scrutinized by somebody affiliated to the dollony of Queen Marcheline. The population of this particular lineage of flies is granted permanent residency at the Royal Tower and they may eat as many sweet treats as they like in exchange for their surveillance skills, which are extremely good because of their futuristic big beady eyes and cunning thinking. Elaborate ten course meals are set out for them at the 24-7 Party Mcfly; a designated dining club and they take it in shifts to eat to their hearts’ content. Obesity has developed into a sizeable problem with the Party Mcfly as a whole, on account of them leading such sedentary surveillance lifestyles. The Queen is looking into this case of "Cop and Doughnut syndrome". She tolerates it as long as they do their jobs properly and don’t overly snooze on duty. The Mcflys are very sneaky and crafty at hiding anywhere and everywhere that their rotund little bodies will allow. If they detect the tiniest whiff of foul play it will be reported back to the palace and dealt with forthwith. Undoubtedly this complex network of observation ensures a most sensible and law abiding attitude in Royal Doll Town. Would the Party Mcfly ever turn rotten? Not on your nelly, for they know full well that if any one of them was ever caught fabricating information or bending the rules then every last one of them would be deported and quite frankly their non-stop party lifestyle is way too sweet to want to cheat.
Apart from the Party McFly Spy cabal there is also the tutelage of alliances of birds divulging the status of global affairs to the court. King Fisher heads the Aerial Reconnaissance Monitoring Earth Network which is the primary avian observation protection service for Royal Doll Town. It is an international network of migratory birds which have allegiance to the dollony and the word of bird from all across the globe reports back to the King and his Luminaries. The King's second in command is Olwen Onionhead, a snow owl with an out-sized head (apparently she escaped an animal research lab), no doubt this noggin is accountable for her amazing genius, for she is a brilliant strategist and leader of the Birdhood for Good, a local organisation of birds of prey namely Owls, Ospreys, Merlins, Sparrow Hawks, Kestrels and Kites. Olwen resides in one of the royal apartments in the King’s Palace with the man of her dreams Tom Cat (one of the Court's three psychic cats). If ever there were plans to cause harm or an aerial attack on the tower she would, with an instant diplomatic hoot, call together a sizeable flock of birds of prey all pledged to serve the Royal Rampart. Apart from providing defensive measures, the birds also keep their ears to the ground and skies for any juicy information the King and Queen should be aware of. Thus, between the eye of fly and word of bird nothing much escapes them. It should also be mentioned that the Court also adopts friendly and diplomatic relations with ally bee hives, wasp and hornet nests in the neighbouring territories. Because the plush corally-pink Bee Queens Bulbinella and Bulbarella are so peace minded with no stings in their tails, the King had to appoint Lazenbee and Larrabee, two grandees from the Basque region of Spain, well versed in Guerrilla tactics to be military aides and advisors for the queens of the north and the south respectively. They supervise excellent relations with local bee, wasp and hornet allies in case of the need for any emergency sting operation.